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Edited to clarify that this *points down* is not my profile, it's something that I thought was cute and wanted to share with you all.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/moresexthanme.html

I tried to link my profile (in the comments in the post below this one), but apparently you can't get in to look at it unless you are a member. So here it is. Please, please, PLEASE! Be nice... I'm fragile, you know...

Introduction:
Hey, there!

So, I'm supposed to tell you what type of man I'd like to meet. I have a hard time coming up with a list of what you must and must not be and do, because different people have different qualities that make them attractive to me. Tall, short, slim, stocky... it doesn't come down to that. It's what I see when I look at your eyes, and your smile. You need to have a sense of humor -- to be able to laugh at the 3 Stooges, the skits on Saturday Night Live, Jon Stewart and David Letterman. I like to play pranks on people, and like to think I can take it as well. I love jokes, even risque ones as long as they are actually funny.

I hope you like music - I have a wide variety of tastes, ranging from classic rock to heavy metal to country (just a little of that, though - most of it makes my ears bleed) to pop to blues to oldies (50's & 60's) and even a little disco thrown in. (I only listen to disco music when dancing - I promise!) I love The Eagles, Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters, Matchbox 20...

Movies - yeah, I like chick flicks - I am a woman, after all. But I also like action flicks (the Die Hard trilogy, for example). I love comedies. I'm not really into horror movies too much - if you take me to one, I will spend the whole evening either covering my face with my hands, or burying my face in your shoulder.

What would you like to do on a first date?
Well, this is obviously going to depend on who my date is -- I would want us to do something we're both going to enjoy. Maybe a movie and going for coffee or a drink afterwards, so we can get to know each other better.

Why you should get to know me:
I am very big-hearted, and loyal to those I care about. Besides, I'm fun. *smile*
I have a lot of love to give to the right person.

I am a very good listener.

What have past relationships taught you?
You can't fake it. You've got to be yourself. Settling for what's there, instead of holding out for what you really want only leads to unhappiness and discontent for the both of you. You have to be there for the right reasons.

Describe some of the most important things in your life:
My son is one of the most important people in my life.
Love is important.
Honesty is important.
My friends are a very important part of my life.

Describe your perfect day:
An overcast day, maybe a light drizzle, and the two of us on an empty beach, just walking and talking. Then that evening, we watch a movie, drink some wine, and snuggle on the couch.

One final thing I'd like to mention...
I want someone with whom I can have comfortable silence.

I'm open to a long term relationship, but I'm also open to just being friends, and talking.

I'm well aware how lame it is, so you really don't need to say that... it's understood. Now y'all can see why I need your help so badly.