Thursday, December 21, 2006

7 comments:

Bravie said...

I was random brutal love master. And it wasn't really too accurate.

Seana said...

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
Yes, yes I am the perfect catch.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

*****

That wasn't too bad, but they laid the flattery on a little thick, I thought.

mm said...

The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)

Ick. I hope that isn't me.

*rushes off to retake test with less honesty*

mm said...

Ok, I went back and answered almost everything the same. I didn't lie on anything, but there were some questions I could go either way on, so I chose the opposite of the first time. I felt pretty good about all my answers.

Second try results:

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)


*huge sigh of relief*

Glowie said...

hmmm....

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Swami said...

Sits with Seana, and MM when she's not being a battle-axe.

Bravie said...

Merry Christmas, Arkie.