Thursday, January 04, 2007

I've got the wedding photos!!!!

Apparently, Carey couldn't decide on which dress to go with, so they actually had 3 ceremonies.

As you can see, the first ceremony was a combination of elegance and country (the cowboy hat). It's just a shame she couldn't find a better bra to wear with the dress. Look at the size of those straps! Now that's what you call a support foundation!
























For the second ceremony, Carey went with a Strapless Taffeta gown that has a Basque waistline and full gathered skirt. The bodice is embellished at the top with beading and crystals. The skirt features a chapel length train. I just think that if she was going to use fake tan on her arms and shoulders, she probably should have applied some to her face or not used quite so much on her torso.

























For the final ceremony, she went with something other than white. I really don't know what to say about this choice. It's interesting. Can you just imagine what the bridesmaids' dresses must have looked like?

24 comments:

momma said...

You know, that 2nd picture would almost be believable if we didn't have such a huge difference in skin tones.

And dammit. Now I gotta buy her a wedding gift. Anyone know where they are registered?

arkie said...

*sigh* I know. I tried to adjust the skin tone to match, and it started looking like she had a skin disease instead.

momma said...

Ah well, it's still absolutely hilarious. The first looks like one of Rotten2's paper dolls. *grin*

You ARE a master, Arkie.

yvonne said...

TOO FUNNY!

Augie *hearts* Arkie

Bravie said...

*snort*I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and gay. :)

Zombs said...

OH my!!!!

These are histerical! I love the pink one. HEr face matches the pose!

Jen said...

Brilliant! LMAO!
*bows down before Ahkie*

Bravie said...

I agree. That one in pink, the pose and face match so well. *still snorting*

Schnookie said...

*SNORT* Great job Arkie. I love the 2nd one. She looks so joyous LOL.

*throws more rice*

Coco said...

Beautiful.

*cries*

Swami said...

I think she should print and frame number 2, Arkie. Lol at #3! Amazement at your awesome talent.

Swami said...

*throws macaroni*

(I'm low on rice.)

Lasann said...

You are our mistress of photo shop thingies. Thanks for my giggle today!

But who is this Carey person. The pictures look like Bravie.

*snorfle*

Breezy said...

LMAO *snort*

kim (weltek) said...

OMH, Arkie! You've outdone yourself! I actually kind of like the second one! I'd say the third one is more Carey's style, though. *snort*

~Nutz said...

*giggles*

I like dress #2

Bravie said...

I keep giggling at the pink one. *snort*

Monstah said...

Am I the only one who is afraid? Very, very afraid?

kim (weltek) said...

I thought she'd use the picture of you on the floor after your birthday party. Hmph.

mtw said...

ROTFL! :)

Oh, my. I laughed so hard at these! The second Bravie is so hot, I would become an honorary lesbian to be with her!

lights said...

*applauds Arkie* So how come you got invited to the wedding and we didn't? Huh? *grin*

Too funny! I may have to print #3 and frame it. I got a frame for Christmas and was wondering what to put in it.

Dave Clapper said...

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. And look! No pockets hanging out or poot-stains!

Puffy said...

Kudos to the magnificently talented Arkie!

*Lets the wedding doves out of their cages and blows weddding bubbles*

Swami said...

I'm just here to look at the pretty pictures again.

*laughs hysterically*