I suck at blow jobs.

Shots, people! I'm talking about the shot! Man, I really got wasted last night. Went out for drinks with several people from work and some of the people on the company softball team. (Explanation - originally the company sponsored a softball team that was made up of employees and family members. Now it's maybe half employees and family members and the other half is people that were recruited to play.) I don't even know for sure how much I drank. I started out with Sex on the Beach. Then I did a few shots with one of the women from the softball team. We did 3 blow job shots or maybe 4, one tequila shot, and one orgasm shot. C told me I had to do the blow job shot "the right way". But I couldn't. I could not get my mouth completely around the glass. I could get my lips around it, but I couldn't open my mouth wide enough to get the glass past my teeth. Then I had suction problems with the last two shots. LOL. I laughed so much last night. And I got groped. *grin* Of course, I also shared more than I wish I had.

I would have posted last night, but I was too drunk to even operate the computer. And I have been throwing up. I swear, I am never getting that drunk again.