OK, so I've been on the dating site since February, and I've had a few contacts, but nothing has really come from any of them except making 2 friends. Friends are nice, but I want more. So I want to tweak my profile, but I suck at this kind of thing. So I want y'all to help me with it.
These are the questions I'm supposed to answer, to make myself really stand out to the guys.
Enter a greeting, and describe the type of person you'd like to meet.
What would you like to do on a first date?
Why you should get to know me:
What have past relationships taught you (be positive)?
Describe some of the most important things in your life:
How would you describe your perfect day?
Anything else you'd like to add?
I'm not going to tell you what my current answers are, because they are so lame, that I don't want to embarrass myself like that. I just don't know what to put on some of these. I mean, like the past relationships... I've only had one, and basically it taught me that my ex is a jerk, and you should run like hell when you come across a soul-vampire.
Any suggestions would be most welcome.
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Wish I had time to help you with this, but I'll give it some thought while I'm working today and tonight.
*smooch*
Enter a greeting, and describe the type of person you'd like to meet.
Filthy filthy rich and old, quite old.
What would you like to do on a first date?
Go shopping
Why you should get to know me:
I am pleasant to be around, have a great smile and can cheerfully push a wheelchair for hours.
What have past relationships taught you (be positive)?
That you have to know and love yourself before you can love someone else and that true love is harder to find than a class A credit rating.
Describe some of the most important things in your life:
My Visa, Mastercard and American Express
How would you describe your perfect day?
Ahhh shopping with my new beau...
Anything else you'd like to add?
Please send name, SSN and date of birth, thanks!
You forgot to add 'picture' on that last one, Bob.
As for the "What have past relationships taught you (be positive)?"
say something about how you can give mind blowing blow jobs now. That'll get their attention. /sillyness]
Trust yourself, you are who you are and they will like you for that. Don't worry to much about your answers and don't change them if you were honest in them. But maybe answer one of them with something silly to show your fantastic sense of humor.
I've seen your profile. I thought it was good. But what do I know? I suck at those things too. I'd be more inclined to say that it's the loser freaks on that site, and not your profile that's the problem.
*smooch*
Helpful, aren't I? *grin*
I hate these questions. They are at the same time very telling and cliché magnets. Relationships are so organic that it's hard to classify them in these little categories.
Really, all you need in someone is emotional maturity. Everything else will fall into place, even different world-views, if both people are secure in who they are enough to be honest and flexible.
I know this doesn't help you. I wish I could be more productive.
*smooch*
1. Hi, I have big tits. I am looking to meet someone who likes big tits.
2. Talk about me
3. How to file for divorce
4. Carey
5. Chatting with Carey
6. I'm not good at math so I wouldn't like to add anything.
*smooch*
I can't give you real answers because I am THE premier dating dork. I must be drunk in order to put myself out there.
Chrissy, thanks! *smooch*
To the rest of you:
Yeah... y'all are so fucking helpful. What the hell was I thinking? Maybe I should show you what my profile says, so you could see just how much I actually need help.
Bob, I think you forgot to add that I would change his diaper with a smile.
MM, but don't you think I should be honest? I suck, but not well. *grin*
*smooches* jen... well, I seem to be the darling of all the old geezers and looser spammers.
*smooches* coco. I agree, the questions are horrible. I mean, why should you get to know me???? Because I'm Freda, dammit! and you would be damn lucky to have me in your life. But I don't know how well that would go over. It might bring out even more of the "submissives" than I'm already attracting. *grin*
Carey - *whack* I can't let them know right off the bat about you. They would just feel too insecure, and would probably come to the right conclusion that you would always be more important than them.
LOL. *smooch*
I really do wish I could help you. I'm also not kidding about being a dating dork. If Michelle had not been on drugs when we met I never would have been lucky enough to score her. Or something more romantic than that.
I guess I just need to resign myself to the fact that I am NEVER going on another date ever again. I wouldn't know what to do on a date, anyway. I mean, my last date was in 1989. Can you imagine how freaking scary the thought of actually going on a date is to me? Almost as scary as the thought of actually having sex. (Which, while not as long ago as the last date, has been a pretty long time since that happened, too.) Oh, and just to make sure we're all clear, the last date was before I was married, and the last sex was while I was still married. Not that I had sex without even having a date. OK, so maybe I have done that before, but not in this instance. *grin*
I'm not sure if this will actually take you to my profile. If it does, please, please, PLEASE be nice when you tell me how truly horrible it is.
http://www.bbwpersonalsplus.com/profile/
and don't bash my photos, either.
We have to be members to get in.
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