Wednesday, October 12, 2005

blog surfing

and found this...

Go to Google.

Type in "(your name) needs" and remember to use quotes.

Look at the 5 web sites that say you need something. Use different websites and see what 5 things you desperately need.

Here's what the world wide web thinks that I need:

1. Arkie needs a new nickname.
2. Guys, Arkie needs a hand here.
3. You should come outta the lavatory, Arkie needs it...
4. Arkie needs another major ice storm.
5. Arkie needs a buddy.


Then using my real first name (but putting Arkie back in here):
1. Well Arkie needs a cage of her own - one where she can make her nest for her babies and one where she can have some peace and quiet.
2. Arkie needs a loving home of her own where she can rest and relax and be taken care of herself.
3. Also MGs are intrinsically "not flash", so Arkie needs a real head turner.
4. Arkie needs to hear from you by Thursday.
5. Arkie needs a pair of those really nice boots.

11 comments:

arkie said...

But Arkie does not need fucking spammers.

~Nutz said...

*snort*

Using my real name, but replacing it as you did:

Nutz needs older men for her art.

Nutz needs to find out whether the society camera is insured, then follow that up; ...

Nutz needs you to volunteer to host a Coordination Group meeting in the coming year.

NUTZ NEEDS A RIDE TO BAE TONIGHT!!!!

Nutz needs a team of committed people to pray for her and her ministry. ...
Nutz needs teams of people to work on mission with her. ...

Nutz needs to develop her skills in using materials and processes and to ...
Nutz needs to look more carefully at the variety of practices within a ...

Syren said...

Syren needs a life.

mm said...

Ok, I did it, now I am going to respond on your thread. LMAO!

Seana said...

I just used "Seana"

Seana needs glowing powder
Really

seana needs to work on that thing called 'humor'
seana needs To get a sense of humor
Screw you.

Seana needs her daily dose of Sister Rachel.
Ooh baby

Seana needs one of those rice sized micro chips inserted in her
The hell I do

Schnookie said...

Ok, that was very funny. Using my real name, I get the following:

Nookie needs to go to Annecy to crack a crooked casino case.

Maybe Nookie needs to get her own talk show.

Nookie needs not a budget, but a spending plan.

What Nookie needs is a queer eye for the straight guy.

We all know what Nookie needs Razz but we won't talk about it on here thank you very much!

If I use "Schnookie", I get no results. I was afraid to type in "Nookie" LOL. Besides needing sex, Nookie needs prayers *SNORT*

Schnookie said...

LOL at Boo's 3 men for 1 hubby *giggle*

Rose said...

Obviously, lvoetulips needs nothing. 0 results. Never happened before on Google...

1. Rose needs to say he's sorry.
2. Rose needs a new nickname.
3. This Rose needs help. (well duh, those dishes aren't going to do themselves!)
4. The other side of pink, Rose needs to have an accent on the throughout. (huh?)
5. Rose needs to find a husband. (cool! I can have more than one?)

jenbeauty said...

*giggles* it forgot Arkie needs laid!! LOL so sorry I could not help it...*smooch*

Zombs said...

*conga's in*

CONGA LINE!

Mosntee, monstee, monstee

C'mon! Let's go cheer the furry one up!

*conga's off to Luna's*

Coco said...

Okay, apparently Coconut needs

1. warm and very humid conditions
2.a daily mean temperature well above 21oC and 120 hours per
month of sunshine
3. to be refrigerated
4. to skate right into the nuthouse (wtf?)
5.God’s Word in his heart and that you need their help to teach him

My real name needs (Actually, there's an LJ site that did this for me already. Here are the highlights)

1. more votes (There is a sports car with my real first name)
2. to cut back on the physical and emotional stress that her job requires. (well, ain't that the truth)
3.to touch base with Cindy in Sodexho
4. a little girlfriend (possibly? I wonder how Eric would feel about that?)
5. Bob to get a blog.