Monday, March 19, 2007

Yeah, yeah...

You nag someone to update, then they expect you to do the same...

I went to Arkansas again this weekend. Arkieboy was in a play, put on by the school. It was as good as you would expect a high school production to be. It wasn't bad, really. They had a dinner theater performance Saturday night and an afternoon matinee on Sunday. I went to the dinner theater. I do not miss cafeteria food. *blech*

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In case anyone is wondering, bestiality is not erotic. It's just not. I had went to the bookstore yesterday after I got back home, and picked up a couple of books. One was in the erotica genre. I was rather grossed out by the scene where the wolf raped the man. Call me judgemental, but I think if that turns a person on, that person is disturbed. YMMV.

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I catalogued my books last week. I have over 340 books, most are paperbacks, and most are romances. I need more bookcases.

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I have to make two more trips to Arkansas before this month is over. I will be driving down Sunday to pick up arkieboy. He will be on spring break, and wants to spend the week up here. Then I will have to take him back on Saturday. I swear, my next vacation is going to consist of me curling up in my bed or on the couch and reading for the entire week. I will NOT be driving anywhere. Which means I will have to take vacation again before summer. I always take the week of arkieboy's birthday (in July), and this year he wants to do something "big". I told him he's going to have to hurry up and decide what that will be, and stick to whatever he decides. I will need to book flights, etc, and once that's done, there will be no changes. *puts foot down*

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My left lower leg is cramping.

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The amount of perfume being used at work has been cut back. Thank you!!! Of course, to compensate for that, someone brought in a potted hyacinth. I love how they look, but their scent is so overpowering.

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My ex-husband disgusts me sometimes. Arkieboy showed his father a picture of one of his (female) friends, who is 2-3 years younger than arkieboy (which makes her 12 or 13). DH (short for dickhead) told arkieboy "she's a hottie". Dude. DUDE! You are 36 years old. Referring to a girl of that age as a Hottie is just wrong for someone your age!!! I'm hoping that he didn't really mean that he thought the girl was truly a hottie, but was just trying to have "guy talk" with arkieboy. I still don't think that's actually appropriate conversation for a dad to have with his son, but at least it's slightly more tolerable than a 36 y.o. saying a 13 y.o. is hot.

11 comments:

mm said...

Sheesh, sounds like you've been busy! (reading books about bestiality! *snicker*)

*sprays self with more perfume*

Aislinn Sirk said...

Oh, I have a hyacinth at work and I love it. It makes me forget we have no windows.

Zombs said...

Describe the scene between the wolf and man. Do it in your most seductive voice too.

Glowie said...

I wonder what "something big" is. Does he mean like Pittsburgh?

*scrunches face at ex*

arkie said...

*coughs* Thanks, mm. And ftr, I didn't expect the bestiality scenes.

Funny, bob, having the hyacinth in the office reminds me that while we have windows, they don't open!

Zombs, you're such a freak. I just might have to get the webcam out, and read that scene and post it just for you.

Actually, Glow, he *did* mention Pittsburgh. Or did he say Philadelphia? Whichever one has a huge skate park, that's the one he suggested.

Bravie said...

Doesn't Arkieboy want to see the bench museum in SF? *grin*

momma said...

You could drive Arkieboy to Texas!

arkie said...

Bravie, I don't think arkieboy is up to the excitement of the bench museum. Of course, I could take him to the wax museum, and have him sit in that chair that shocks people. Heh heh.

I'm such a horrible mother. I shouldn't laugh at the thought of tricking my son into sitting on something that would shock him.

Wouldn't Texas be horribly hot in July, though, Momma? Arkieboy might enjoy it, but I would be whining about the heat.

BlindSlim~CSTL said...

Atlanta is close and has the Worlds Largest Aquarium. Just saying...

As far as books are concerned, lately I've really gotten into anything about Templars, Catholic Secrets and anything by Dan Brown.

arkie said...

Oh, really? Hmmm. Arkieboy likes aquariums.

Swami said...

Bestiality makes for a nice limerick but I don't think I would look for it in a novel. I hope the wolf had a good reason though.

I'll be curious to see what Arkieboy defines as "big".

I hate perfumed ads. There are two stores I never go to because they insist on sending those dang perfumed flyers to my house. Those things are even more rank than over-scented office people.