One of my friends posted this Myspace bulletin. I was actually her number 3. She totally made me laugh my ass off, and y'all might not get any of the jokes, but I wanted to post this here anyway because the bulletins fall off after 10 days, I think, and I wanted to keep this.
Can u answer 22 questions about ur number 3?
DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 3rd person in your top friends.
1) What's their name?
Freda
2) Do you trust them?
Yes
3) Where did you meet them?
Diversicare in Franklin, TN
4) How old were you when you first met?
I was 32
5) Is this person one of your best friends?
Yes
6) Say something that only makes sense to you and them?
*hack, hack* What's that smell?
7) Is this person older than you?
yes
8) When was the last time you saw them?
December 28, 2006...my last day of work in TN
9) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone?
Last Friday....I think
10) Are you related to this person?
no
11) When will you see them again?
Whenever I can get her to come down here and smack me...as she keeps threatening to do.
12) Describe a fond memory.
Bar at the bowling alley...nuff said
13) Are you their b/f or g/f?
No
14) Do y'all have a nicknames for each other?
Well...she's called me a hussy before...does that count?
15) Do you have pics of this person on your myspace?
No
16) How many times do you talk/write to this person in a week?
A few
17) Do you think they will repost this?
maybe
18) Could you live with each other?
it's doubtful...we both think we're the queen of the freakin' universe...
19) Who would win a fight?
It depends on who is having the worse PMS case at the time...
20) Why is this person in your top friends?
Because she is funny and a good friend...and I miss her!
21) Have you seen this person cry?
I think I've walked in on the tail end of one...
22) Do you know this persons middle name?
yes, but I don't know if she wants me to say...
Now repost this as:
"Can u answer 22 questions about ur number 3?"
9 comments:
I'm confused about the number 3. Do we list our friends in order of best friends? Do we list them in the order that we met them? How do we come up with who is number 3? *head tilt*
I have this real elaborate way of listing mine. I count the number of letters in their screen name, add in the sum of their birthdate if I know it (if I don't, then I pick some random number to plug in), multiply it times 873, divide by 247, subtract 69, and then rank them in descending order from the final figures.
Are you fcking with me, asshole?
There should be a grin after that.
If I was fucking with you, you wouldn't have to ask. *grin*
What if you don't have 3?
I like 18 and 19.
I did find you on MySpace when my son was showing me around. I have little to say here so I doubt if I could keep up with MySpace.
Maybe if I become single I will put half naked pics of me on MySpace.
I think I'm still very confused.
What are you confused about, Bravie?
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