Tuesday, January 16, 2007

dream interpretation

OK, I had a very sexually explicit dream last night, doing something I have never done, or even considered doing. And while the person I was doing this with, is very hot, I'm not exactly attracted. What do sex dreams mean?

EDIT: So, I've looked up my dream at dreammoods.com and this is what I have found:

Sex

To dream about sex, refers to the psychological completion and the integration of contrasting aspects of the Self. You need to be more receptive and incorporate aspects of your dream sex partner into your own character. Alternatively and a more direct interpretation of the dream, may be your libido's way of telling you that it's been too long since you have had sex (this is soooo true). It may indicate repressed sexual desires and your needs for physical and emotional love.

To dream about sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other, suggests dissatisfaction with the physical side of your relationship. On the other hand, it may be harmless fantasy. In such situations, you may find that you are less inhibited sexually and you can even bring that sense of adventure to your existing relationship.

To dream that you are having sex with an ex or someone who is not your current mate, denotes your reservations about embarking in a new relationship or situation. You may feel nervous about exposing yourself or currently feel a resurgence of those old emotions and feelings that you felt back when you and your ex were together. Believe it or not, it is not uncommon for people approaching their wedding to experience especially erotic adventures with partners other than their intended spouses. This may be due to the intensity of your sexual passion with your fiancee. It also relates to the new roles that you will be taking on and the uncertainty that that may bring.

If you are heterosexual and you dream that you are having sex with someone of the same sex, signifies not necessarily homosexual desire, but an expression of greater self love and acceptance. You need to be in better touch of your feminine or masculine side.

To dream that you are the opposite sex, suggests that you exhibit or need to incorporate those qualities of the opposite sex. Ask yourself, how do you feel being a man or a woman? In what ways can you incorporate those feelings into your waking life.

Oral Sex
To dream that you are giving or receiving oral sex, signifies your willingness to give or receive pleasure/joy. It is symbolic of your creative energy and reaffirms that you are headed in the right direction in life. The dream may also be a pun on talking about sex. You may need to communicate with your mate about your sexual needs and desires. Perhaps you are acting out your sexual wishes.

To dream that you are performing oral sex on yourself, represents your need for self-gratification.

42 comments:

mm said...

They mean you are a deviant weirdo sex freak.




Welcome to the club! ;-)

arkie said...

Well, I already knew that. :P

I just didn't know there was a club.

mm said...

Well I guess I better teach you the secret handshake!

arkie said...

Does it actually involve our hands?

mm said...

Woohoo! You're a natural!

I was hoping you'd ask that.

And no, it doesn't. ;-)

arkie said...

Cool!

I'm ready! So, what do I put where? *evil grin*

mm said...

*flips thru the weirdopervdeviantsexfreak handbook*

Looks like you need to put your &^%O# near your *&&^%* and then touch my %$#@@ with your !@#$**.

Got it?

arkie said...

You didn't tell me I would have to be a contortionist.

mm said...

Well, it goes without saying. I think it's the "deviant" that covers it.

arkie said...

Oh. Well, I guess I'm just a weirdo sex freak, then.

mm said...

Shall I send you the bill for the interpretation, then?

arkie said...

*glares at MM* Since you didn't interpret it correctly, I don't think so. :P

mm said...

Can you *prove* it was incorrect??

arkie said...

You're asking me to "prove" I'm NOT a deviant? How does one begin to prove such a thing?

mm said...

*shakes head*

There are just so many ways to do it, and if you can't think of *one* then maybe you truly are not a deviant. *disappointed*

*changes secret "hand"shake*

arkie said...

But wouldn't I have to *not* do those things to prove I'm not a deviant? Because if I did them, then I *would* be a deviant.

mm said...

Ack! Now I'm confused. The whole point is, you ARE a deviant weirdo sex freak. Why are you resisting it?

arkie said...

But, but... you said I *had* to be a contortionist to be a deviant, and I just can't bend like that.

I *want* to be a deviant, but I thought I no longer qualified.

mm said...

See? I just read all that and it's exactly what I was trying to tell you. Sheesh!

As for the contortionist thing? All I said was "you need to put your &^%O# near your *&&^%*" . Perhaps your mind is even dirtier than mine if you assumed you had to contort your body. :P

arkie said...

So, I *am* a deviant! Yay! Can we try that secret "handshake" again?

mm said...

Deviants Unite!

*performs secret handshake with Arkie*

BTW, I just spent way too much time on that dream site, lol!

Bravie said...

I've never had a dream about sex. *snort*

arkie said...

This is the first one that I've actually remembered.

Swami said...

My sex dreams are always where I like and can't get enough of extremely perverted stuff I know I don't really like irl. But in my dreams it's all good. No secret handshakes though. That's just weird!

HistoryDetective said...

Was it me?

Jen said...

Performing oral sex on yourself?? How does that work? I bet MM knows, seeing as how she's a contortionist.

Glowie said...

I had a dream I was performing/receiving oral sex on two (famous) females with a male in bed with us just kind of watching. It's good to know what that means.

arkie said...

The dream involved another woman. That's the thing I've never even thought about doing.

Jen said...

Ah. Carey's brainwashing is finally starting to take hold. Damn lesbians.

arkie said...

I think you're right, Jen. How else to explain that the only sex dream that I remember the details of, involved being with another woman?

Jen said...

I've had a couple of girl crushes myself lately, which is something I've never had before. Carey must be becoming more powerful. We must resist her, Ahkie! Viva La Breeders!
*grin*

arkie said...

*tries to resist the lesbian's mind control*

*grin*

Jen said...

Maybe we need those tin foil helmet things? :D

arkie said...

*snort*
You just gave me an idea for my next "fun with photoshop" session.

Jen said...

Yay! I love your photoshops. They crack me up. :)

Bravie said...

Has it worked? Are ya'll a bunchof dykes yet? *grin*

arkie said...

Well, I'm not wearing flannel yet, so I guess you haven't completed the "turning". LOL

Jen said...

I went through a big flannel phase. But!!! it was the grunge era, not the lesbian era. *grin*

arkie said...

yeah, sure, Jen...

I had a butch haircut once. But that was because I didn't express myself very well, and the hair stylist completely misunderstood what I meant. That was the first and only time I cried over my hair. I wore a bandana over my hair for the next 3 weeks.

Jen said...

Yeah. Sure, Ahkie.

:P

arkie said...

Seriously, it was the worst.haircut.ever. It was a freaking mullet. And the front? If it was more than a half-inch long, I'd be surprised.

Jen said...

Well when you told the stylist to give you "Business in the front, party in the back" what did you expect her to do??

*giggle*