Friday, December 23, 2005

So many things racing around

in my head, I don't know if I will be able to get them all out and on the blog. But first...

Hey, MM! Why didn't you tell us that a tell-all book had been written about you?

11 comments:

~Nutz said...

*snort*

That's one of those smutty books, isn't it?

Syren said...

Bwahhhh

and

Just stopping in to wish you a wonderful Holiday time.

arkie said...

The blurb from Barnes & Noble's website: (bold is mine)

Those Metro maniacs Alexandra "Barney" Barnaby and NASCAR driver Sam Hooker are back!

Miami is still freakin' humid. The nights are even hotter. And there's a body on ice. And that's just the beginning of this adrenaline-rush of a hot-wired ride from phenomenal #1 New York Times bestselling author Janet Evanovich.

A woman with a taste for speed and a talent for breaking the rules, Barney also knows a little too much about cheating. First there was Hooker and that salesclerk. Now she's convinced one of the competitors is up to no good on the track. Snooping to find evidence, Hooker and Barney "borrow" a NASCAR hauler. Turns out, the hauler is carrying two race cars and a dead guy. Now Barney and Hooker are facing multiple counts of grand theft auto and homicide.

So buckle up as Barney, Hooker, a 150-pound-bundle-of-St. Bernard-love named Beans, and the Super Cigar Ladies {arkie comment: that has to be code} Felicia and Rosa shift into gear on a wild race around South Florida and Concord, North Carolina.

Everything you always wanted to know about righteous indignation, stealing an eighteen-wheeler, and sex in the fast lane.

Yep, it has to be about our MM. *grin*

Zombs said...

ARkie! Do you decorate your unicorn with garland?

momma said...

lmao!

momma said...

I want this book.

Seana said...

Zombs: I tried to make a unicorn with garland sig for our arkie, but it didn't work out. :-(

I'm going to order this from the liberry, too. *grin*

Actually, arkie has really good taste in smut.

*still waiting for previously arkie-recommended smut to come in at library*

arkie said...

You'll have to wait on this one, Seana - It's not scheduled for release until October 2006.

mm said...

LMAO Arkie! Shoot! I was trying to keep that book quiet. Don't want everyone to know how *famous* I am!

*snort*

Seana said...

That's a long time, arkie! Holy heck. Is there some big plot point the author needs to work on?

Merry Christmas

*smooch*

yvonne said...

Just dropping by to wish you a very Merry Christmas.

*smooch*